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tdarko's rants on these forums are third only to his baseball content and anything posted by Eurotrash. I gave up trolling him a long time ago because I don't think he knows that I'm joking (like when I asked him if he would be more offended if I called him "dtardo" or "tdorko"...sigh). Still, it's buttered-popcorn-worthy to witness.

Also, it's obvious what happened: tdarko's parents made him dress up in a pink bunny outfit like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" no doubt bought for him by his grandparents so the holiday channels some disturbing memories. Me? I wore a Nixon mask every year and one of my father's sport coats and walked around making the "v for victory" with my hands while saying "I am not a crook". This must have looked weird coming from a 9-year-old.