[diebitter]

I dreamt I was sleeping in one room with my whole family and there was a toilet in the next room, but I really needed to go, and didn't want to wake anyone. So I lay on my side, and crapped lying there, and held it with my fingers as it came out. It was hard, like a chocolate bar.

Then I carefully got up, went into the toilet, flushed the turd, and washed my hands and went back to bed.

How this is less disturbing than just getting up to crap I have no idea.


I welcome explanations for this.