[MasterLJ]

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i have basshunter - dota on loop right now. i am scouring the area for the best dota players in the world to come coach me. AS I WRITE THIS, A KILO OF COKE IS BEING BROUGHT TO ME TO KEEP ME AWAKE AND ALERT FOR TRAINING THE MONEY DOESNT EVEN MATTER I JUST WANT YOUR BLOOD I WOULD SAY IT'S GOING TO BE 6-0 IN MY FAVOR, BUT I AM GOING TO LET YOU WIN A FEW MATCHES. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WHO IS BOSS, I AM GOING TO LET YOU WIN THE FIRST 5 IN A ROW, THEN I WILL COME BACK AND KRUSH YOU 6-5. IT WONT EVEN BE EXCITING BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT IS COMING - EVEN YOU, IT WILL BE AN INEVITABLE BLACK HOLE FOR YOU TO FALL IN AND BE KRUSHED.

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This is fantastic.