[PokerPaul]

A friend has set me up to go on a date, while at the same time a female latina friend is trying to help me by teaching me some nice spanish things to say to her. I tried those free online translators but they dont recognize these sentences. I think she is playing a joke on me but here they are, along with what she told me they meant:

Las tetas tam bonitas (You have a pretty dress)

quero meter la lingua en tu papaya (you have nice lips)

Reparte la cuchera....chuppa melos huevos (Spend some time with me....lets have some eggs for breakfast)

meteme el dedo, en el kulo. (Mind if i touch your behind)