Andrew: My, uh.. my parents are out of town this week. Why don't you stay over? I think it's time we "go all the way".
Steven: [ relunctant ] I don't know..
Andrew: [ angry ] What do you mean, you don't know?!
Steven: I mean.. I like kissing you and hugging you, and stuff, but.. I'm scared to all the way, I've.. never done it before, I'm only a Freshman.
Andrew: Look, everyone's doing it, okay? It's no big deal! If you love me, you'll do it..
Steven: I do love you, Andrew, it's just that..
Andrew: Hey! I don't need to be wasting my time with Freshmen, okay? You know, there's ten guys that would kill to stay with me at my parents'! I scored four touchdowns last week!
Steven: I know! I cheered the loudest! But.. this is all happening too fast.. I can't think.. it's too soon..
Andrew: Well, maybe I should just take you back to mommy and Daddy, and you can think about it!
someone needs to surreptitiously upload
this skit onto youtube.