[PugsMcGee]

So last night I was at this Halloween party. I go in the back yard to get some fresh air/piss, and I see a group of about five 25 year old chicks next door sitting on their porch. I start pissing, and being drunk, start whistling also. They whistle back and say that I should come over. So, obv, I did. I jump the fence, and bust my [censored] on the way over, and start bleeding, but I wasn't going to let a little blood stop me. I walk up to the porch to see what's up, and I find out that they are having a sex toy party. Basically, it was my lucky night, and probably the greatest night I'll ever have in my life.

Brag: Orgy
Beat: Probably an STD or 2
Variance: Child on the way?