[LuckyMux]

[This IM transcript arrived anonymously in my inbox this morning. I have no idea who it is from, or who is talking. The name was already partially edited.]

_ar_ Se__ says (09:47 PM):
Ok, I want to get this story straight before we start
AP Support Guy says (09:47 PM):
I know the story, sir – I’ve seen your hand histories
_ar_ Se__ says (09:47 PM):
Just do what your told, korea boy. I can have you fired.
AP Support Guy says (09:47 PM):
you’re English is very good, sir
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
I mean it
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
Yessir. Sorry sir
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
Better. Now, we have a little problem with hand histories
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
you do indeed
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
Say what again?
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
Do you indeed
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
Right. Yes, I do.
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
You mean the one from feb 2006
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
How do you know about that?
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
It is very famous, we all know about it
_ar_ Se__ says (09:48 PM):
what?
AP Support Guy says (09:48 PM):
Somebody in support said that HH is worth money
AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM):
So we all made many copies
AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM):
I have it as my desktop wallpaper. It’s very funny
_ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM):
[censored][censored][censored]
_ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM):
anyway, AP keeps HH for 6 months okay?
AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM):
Yessir. Ten times.
_ar_ Se__ says (09:49 PM):
what?
AP Support Guy says (09:49 PM):
We keep them for 6 months, 10 times
_ar_ Se__ says (09:50 PM):
you mean 5 years don’t you
AP Support Guy says (09:50 PM):
Yessir. The KGC rule 245 says we must not delete any of them for 5 years.
_ar_ Se__ says (09:50 PM):
look, moron. You must say AP can NOT find that hand history – right?
AP Support Guy says (09:50 PM):
We can not find it, right
_ar_ Se__ says (09:51 PM):
good
AP Support Guy says (09:51 PM):
No need to really – it is printed on a big poster on the wall here
_ar_ Se__ says (09:51 PM):
what the [censored]
AP Support Guy says (09:51 PM):
O yes. We have it on t-shirts too
_ar_ Se__ says (09:52 PM):
ffs. Look, when I ask for these HH in a minute, you say ‘yes’, then pretend to check and say you can’t do it after all. Say they only go back 6 months
AP Support Guy says (09:52 PM):
That will be admitting AP has breached its license.
_ar_ Se__ says (09:52 PM):
I don’t care. My good name is on the line here
AP Support Guy says (09:53 PM):
And a train is coming
_ar_ Se__ says (09:53 PM):
and make sure to be surprised when I say ‘2006’
AP Support Guy says (09:53 PM):
But everyone knows – it will look very suspicious
_ar_ Se__ says (09:53 PM):
shut up. I think I know best what’s suspicious or not. And I want lots of talk about my innocence
AP Support Guy says (09:54 PM):
innocence, right
_ar_ Se__ says (09:54 PM):
and my reputation
AP Support Guy says (09:54 PM):
I wouldn’t dwell on that if I were you
_ar_ Se__ says (09:55 PM):
just remember – this is only for all the little [censored] on 2+2
AP Support Guy says (09:55 PM):
Do I say S____ T__ or A____ G______ are innocent like you?
_ar_ Se__ says (09:55 PM):
you [censored] idiot
AP Support Guy says (09:55 PM):
What’s the excuse for AP deleting HH?
_ar_ Se__ says (09:56 PM):
say they were getting too big
AP Support Guy says (09:56 PM):
But every HH in our history would fit on $1000-worth of hard drives
_ar_ Se__ says (09:56 PM):
I know that, [censored]. I am an internet poker pro and part-owner of a poker website. You must think I was born yesterday
AP Support Guy says (09:56 PM):
…
_ar_ Se__ says (09:57 PM):
Here we go then – and we keep doing it til you do it right. Take one…

[file ends]

It’s a complete mystery, guys.