funny?
ok, i read this forum called ScoreHero, its based all around Guitar Hero...yeah im a dork, i know.
but im drunk, pokerstars is tilting me and i found this hilarious...
from SH...
Spike2k
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
PostPosted: 26 Oct 2007 00:05 Post subject: Reply with quote
infernalhatred wrote:
I'm only responding to this because I want to reach the Guitar God rank. Seriously, she a video game character. How about you focus on real life now?
o and also to you
I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your [censored]. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a [censored] who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your [censored] life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much [censored] pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a [censored] back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a [censored] how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many [censored] guns you own to protect yourself. I'll [censored] show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so [censored] high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the [censored] out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a [censored] heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your [censored] life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my [censored] car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could [censored] destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great [censored] length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing [censored] hell. It's too [censored] late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll [censored] resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced [censored]. Welcome to hell, population: you
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