Re: give me a reason to give you $20
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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.
An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.
I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.
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I was going to post why I deserve it, but after reading this I want you to give it to him ^^
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