[Astyanax]

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I was in a mixed group of guys and girls, maybe 8 people total. We were talking about good movies, and one of my guy friends said "if you have a penis, you like Gladiator."

I responded, "yeah, and I like it A LOT."

Crickets.

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This is too funny, nearly just pi$$ed myself!

This guy (older than me) who takes himself waaay too seriously was telling me and a friend about an ex-girlfriend who was now in an abusive relationship with a guy who was just using her for money...He obv wanted to get back with her..

The other guy asked, 'why did she leave you and why won't she come back to you?'. For some stupid reason I interjected 'well obviously he has a much bigger kn0b!!'

He gave me the stare of death - you're right, it's not even funny on the internet [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]