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Old 10-24-2007, 09:31 PM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Asian Girlfriend

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srsly give it some time.

they are crazy jealous and possessive. sure, it's fine now, but when you start spending too much time multi tabling or going out with your buds they are going to bring the hammer.

and it's not just anger and nagging, but vindictive psychopath/sociopath revenge [censored] they do to you.

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You sound experienced. Can you share trip report(s)?

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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oh. my. god. seagrams in the face!!

this is about an ex right?
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