[MyTurn2Raise]

I'd go if I got expenses + $100/day

I'm a shortstacker; I don't need a real paycheck

I practice haterade on nearly everything

i've been to prison

i play poker on the interwebs

i was an absolute player back a few years ago for a few months---lol >100% rakeback with rb payments and the olden bonus structure....my guess is I'm one of the least profitable customers Absolute ever had as I would transfer money back and forth to neteller all the time to make sure my pending bonus was as high as possible in case the sky fell at other sites--i had into the 5 figures pending--man, their bonus incentive was bizarre

i think online is full of rampant cheating--bots, collusion, etc

FWIW, i took a few classes in auditing, but never really practiced it so that won't help

it will get me away from shortstacking your games for awhile

no one will miss a shortstacker that goes missing in costa rica

I feign self-righteous indignation all the time

I read through all the absolute threads here

I'd be excited and motivated to do it

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