[El Diablo]

Nat,

(Expanding on lapoker's suggestions)

Go down there, have Absolute pay your expenses + the fee, which you donate to charity. Take snaggle w/ you and party w/ him, don't go out w/ the Absolute guys socially.

Write a profile/feature on AP and this trip, give the exclusive to Bluff and have them pay you for it.

You are now uncompromised and will stand for integrity in the online poker world and open communications between poker sites and the poker community.

You might not be able to represent 2+2 posters, but you'll be able to represent the online poker playing community.

Edited to add: Have snaggle paid directly by AP, everybody knows he can be bought cheap anyway, so it doesn't matter.