I thought this was pretty funny (in a tear my eyes out kind of way.) Villain is 2p2er.
Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter
Hero (CO): $214.65
BTN: $243.60
SB: $394
BB: $224
UTG: $250.30
MP: $200
Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $26</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $56</font>, BTN calls $30
Flop: ($115) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks
Turn: ($115) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $73</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $187.60 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $85.65 and is All-In
River: ($432.30) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $432.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Nines) and LOST (-$214.65 NET)
BTN showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and WON $429.30 (+$214.65 NET)