[BarryLyndon]

Someone asked me the other day why I haven't had a big score yet. WELL, THIS [censored] 3423423423523521234Q234 example may [censored] [censored] explain why:

Limper [censored] die in a grease fire (2900), MP2
[censored] you (SB)
Me (4,500)


Limper [censored] limps for 160, SB calls, Hero with KQo raises to 640, dogshit insta calls with KJ or QJ (because I can smell that [censored] stench a mile away), fold:

Flop: Kh 10h 4c

Well, I'm going to bet my king here, get it all in against KQ or QJ and lose:

Hero bets 800, Villain insta pushes, Hero insta calls because he likes getting 2 outted and that's what he [censored] does and then he sits at the [censored] short stack against because THIS IS WHAT [censored] GODDAMN [censored] [censored] GODDAMN [censored] HAPPENS EVERY [censored] TOURNAMENT [censored] DIE!, J hits on turn, let's see which mothferfucking goddamn [censored] donk will get the rest of my [censored] short stack now [censored] you!

Here comes 82o and 63s until I push with [censored] A10 and get [censored] called by [censored] AK. [censored] everything, [censored] it, [censored] this whole [censored] [censored] goddamn [censored] [censored].

Barry