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I wrote my congressman and both Senators and demanded they take action against Absolute Poker!! I suggested they write a bill that makes it illegal for online poker sites to view players hole cards.

I also contacted my local police departments internet fraud unit and filed an official complaint against Absolute Poker!! They said they'd get back to me on the results of their investigations.

Finally I wrote a letter to the Big Sky Athletic Commissioner and strongly urged them to suspend the University of Montana from participating in Football until the degrees of the Montana Fratboy Mob are all revoked!