[MrWookie]

Beat: [censored] up my workstation right before going to San Diego for the conference. Need to go in tomorrow to fix it and get the figures I need for my presentation at the conference.

Standard: Making out w/ a lesbian TR. So, I've known this girl for a month or so now. I met her out dancing. She's often told me about her lust for various women, but never for men. Naturally, I wrote her off. However, I am a good dancer, and I have the power to make women who dance w/ me fall in love w/ me, or at least w/ my pelvis, which is usually good enough. So, we're out dancing at our favorite blues joint like we frequently are, and I work my pelvis magic like I usually do, even though I'm not really thinking about it. As it turns out, I'd finally worn down her defenses enough for her to accost me in the parking lot as we were leaving. I'm not stupid enough to look a gift lesbian in the mouth; I only go there w/ my tongue, and only because she likes it. Unfortunately, I listed this primarily as variance because her looks are right on the border between this being a brag and a beat. Oh well. As it turns out, when she tracked me down on myspace, I saw in her profile that she identifies herself as bi. I certainly wouldn't have known that from talking w/ her prior to her coming on to me. Perhaps my hot hip action made her reconsider the [censored]? I can certainly delude myself into thinking so for the sole purpose of stroking my ego. As of tonight, though, it seems she wants more of me. I have yet to decide if I actually want more of her, but after a couple-few drinks, I'd probably be amenable.

Brag: Banning Bulletproof Monk for absolutely no reason at all.