[captainwacky]

hand isn't funny, chat cracks me up

PokerStars Game #12710145419: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/10/18 - 22:13:16 (ET)
Table 'Nephthys III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: McShove ($813.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Poly_Baller ($394 in chips)
Seat 3: maximum8282 ($396 in chips)
Seat 4: mayhem920 ($517.85 in chips)
Seat 5: l33twingman ($529.20 in chips)
Seat 6: iamtufts ($1547.25 in chips)
maximum8282: posts small blind $2
mayhem920: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Poly_Baller [Jd Js]
l33twingman: folds
iamtufts: folds
McShove: folds
Poly_Baller: raises $10 to $14
maximum8282: calls $12
mayhem920: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 2h 4h]
maximum8282: checks
Poly_Baller: bets $25
maximum8282: raises $75 to $100
Poly_Baller: raises $280 to $380 and is all-in
maximum8282: calls $280
*** TURN *** [5s 2h 4h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5s 2h 4h 4s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
maximum8282: shows [6s 5h] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
Poly_Baller: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Poly_Baller collected $789 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $792 | Rake $3
Board [5s 2h 4h 4s 8h]
Seat 1: McShove folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Poly_Baller (button) showed [Jd Js] and won ($789) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 3: maximum8282 (small blind) showed [6s 5h] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 4: mayhem920 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: l33twingman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: iamtufts folded before Flop (didn't bet)

maximum8282 said, "cant u guys ever fold?"
Poly_Baller said, "lollll"
Poly_Baller said, "hahahaha"
maximum8282 said, "so disgusting bad play"
McShove: folds
maximum8282 said, "just chasers all the way"
Poly_Baller said, "you're the one who ****ing called the 300 extra"