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i was gonna order a 1/2 teriyaki chicken 1/2 buffalo chicken pizza, but they said the teriyaki ends up going all over the pizza so it tastes like [censored]

phone guy suggested i get a BLAZING SADDLES pizza: chicken tenders, steak, hot sauce, jalapenos bbq, crushed red pepper

BEAT: I get a phone call saying they [censored] up my pizza and it is late

HUDGE BRAG: they are remaking it and i get a FREE PIZZA