So I was in a public restroom at the mall yesterday.
I saw a guy's feet in a stall when I walked in...and there was a very stinky smell so I am assuming he was taking a major dump. So I got real quiet for a little bit and lever everything settle down, you could hear a faint grunting sound and the ever so slight 'kerplunk' of a turn dropping from the anus. Other than this guy's [censored] you could hear a pin drop...
The I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could causing a loud bang. I bet that guy hasn't been that scared in his life because he yelled in a surprised fashion and said "WHAT THE [censored]!?" really loud.. and tried to stand up. I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise.
I was long gone before he made it out of the stall thought.
