[iheartponeez]

Why does Full Tilt not respond to my email, and FTDoug won't respond to my PM's? What did I do to you, Full Tilt, for you to shut me out like this. I want to love you, you know I do, but if we can't communicate then what do we have?

You're prettier than PokerStars, baby, and smarter, and you might give me rakeback, which is so hot, but PokerStars and I...we can just TALK to each other, you know? And you're just so cold sometimes.

I don't want to leave you, but...I just don't know what to do anymore.