Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year.
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So, did she like to suck deeks?
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Actually no, no she didn't.
On a related note, my gf and I were driving around near her hometown and slightly lost and looking for street signs.
Me: Do you know where we are?
GF: Hmmm. (sees street sign) why do I know Dixwell (St.)?
Me: Cause you're a whore?
Her: ??
I was disappointed that she didn't get it. Thankfully we passed Dixwell Car Wash and Express Lube and I shoved the joke down her throat.
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