[metsandfinsfan]

many years ago im dating a dumb girl and my friend is dating a dumb girl

we are for some reason playing trivial pursuit
me and my girl against my friend and his

their turn: question is "what country yada yada yada" -
my friend bob goes "Jen i have no idea, just name a country"
she says "paris"

my friend and i start cracking up, and my girlfriend is laughing too

i say to my girlfriend "what are you laughing for, you probably dont even know what is so funny"

She says, "Of course i do. Paris isnt a country. It's a state"

True story i swear