[Dschmeidreu]

Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends, which I shouldnt have done. She starts jerking me off...and it HURTS LIKE HELL-- I wasnt sure if in the heat of the moment I should have been like "Wait, lets stop for a second, this is not gonna work, you're gonna have to get better at this and not try and pull my penis out of its socket." So instead of ruining the mood i just let her do it, I wake up today and theres like bruise marks all over my dick....wtf.....BAD BEAT!!!!!