Re: Ridonkulous Explanations
KC547 said, "oneday everybody will learn on pokerstars that pokit aces is the absolute worst hand to play on this joker poker site"
KC547 said, "its the truth they are no good on here"
KC547 said, "i throw pokit aces away when i get them on this site"
Cjones7410 said, "your a good player"
Cjones7410 said, "lol"
KC547 said, "well if you don t throw them away you will be knocked out"
CSaja said, "what is pokit"
Cjones7410 said, "i have won with them already once in this tourny"
KC547 said, "they win about 2 out of every 1000 times there out"
KC547 said, "you won cause you didn t get a call bro"
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JaniseW shows [6c, 7c, 5c, 3c, 6d, 8s, 9s] a straight, five to nine
JaniseW wins $31 from the main pot with a straight, five to nine.
winechuck: nice catch u dumb b_itch
winechuck: what a river keep playin those hands I will bust u
JaniseW: Due to your outburst, I will NOT play those hands anymore. Thanks for teaching me it was a bad play.
winechuck: shutup
I consider it an accomplishment when I get someone to resort to telling me to "shut up".
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I raise UTG with AsJs, UTG+1 and UTG+2 call
AKx flop with two hearts, I bet, both call
x turn, I bet, UTG+2 calls
K river, I check, UTG+2 bets 1/3 pot, I call and beat 7h5h
Dealer: Hand 138021488: MrTimCaum wins($69.25) with Two Pair, Aces and Kings
Martland: a j?
Martland: wow
MrTimCaum: 75s?
Martland: i represented AK
MrTimCaum: you sure as hell didn't do a good job of it
Martland: f uck this
MrTimCaum: lol
he immediately left the table
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Final Pot: t5220
Results below:
UTG has Js Jc (flush, ace high).
MP2 has Qd Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: MP2 wins t2690. UTG wins t2530.
ShinGouki: ALWAYS SAME CIRCUS !!!
ShinGouki: l KNEW 2 CLUBS CAME AFTER FLOP
ShinGouki: JJ ??
Tn-Nestegg: u still whinning
asspartaus: lose the same yesterday
ShinGouki: it is ALWAYS THE SAME CIRCUS l SAY
ShinGouki: BEST HAND DOESN T WIN LIKE % SHOWS !
Tn-Nestegg: bekieve me we all have
asspartaus: never trust %
Tn-Nestegg: TILT
ShinGouki: 81.3% QQ VS JJ
asspartaus: so u get the last 18.7
ShinGouki: 87% after flop
Tn-Nestegg: 94 after turn, zero after river
ShinGouki: 94 after turn ?!!
ShinGouki: no 75
ShinGouki: so random
Edit: This is the best circus in town.
ShinGouki said, "but you can't win on this fuclking site"
asspartaus said, "haha"
ShinGouki said, "worse hand wins so often"
ShinGouki said, "l think l start going all in 72 off soon"
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Dealer: Donkey13 shows [Jh Jd]
Dealer: Toreador shows [8d 8h]
XavierSheen: Pass Sugar
Dealer: Donkey13 shows a straight, Queen high
Dealer: Toreador shows three of a kind, Eights
Dealer: Donkey13 wins the pot (7,680) with a straight, Queen high
Toreador (Observer): go all in with 72 off,sure winner at this table
XavierSheen: how do you call with 8-8??????? HOW ?
XavierSheen: that is horrible. thank god you won donkey
Donkey13: thanks for the support...i didnt feel all that lucky
XavierSheen: i'm so sick of these quick reraises with sh.t. You made a big raise under the gun, got to respect it
Donkey13: if only more people thought like u, i wouldnt take as many bad beats
XavierSheen: i appreciate that
Donkey13: good players are alwaz appreciated and i certainly dont mind losing to people such as yourself nearly as much
XavierSheen: likewise. thanks a lot
53M37: get a room you two
XavierSheen: did anyone just see that last hand?
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martinkil: had to go for a while
martinkil: my dog committed suicide
BOB127: srry to hear that
martinkil: yeah
BOB127: jump off pourch with a chain
martinkil: barking at a bird then jumped off the roof
martinkil: funeral tomorrow
martinkil: if i can scrape him up
Dealer: ohthen shows [9s 9h]
Dealer: Rollup shows [3h 9c]
Dealer: ohthen shows a full house, Nines full of Threes
Dealer: ohthen wins the side pot (1,956) with a full house, Nines full of Threes
Dealer: Rollup shows a full house, Threes full of Nines
Dealer: ohthen wins the main pot (3,905) with a full house, Nines full of Threes
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 100/200
Dealer: Hand #299354377
olie_t: good job oh
Rollup (Observer): i ca'nt believe they just had me lose to a high house...i &$#ing hate htis site
I Bet You Fold: u had 93 dude
I Bet You Fold: easy buddy
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PokerStars 5+.50 SNG: I had KJs in the small blind, four-handed at the 100/200/25 ante level, and was the chipleader with about 5600 chips, much of it stolen through happy fun aggressive play. It's folded to me, I raise to 600, and the big blind goes all in for 545 more and I obviously call. He has pocket Jacks. Like the jerk that I am, I spiked the King on the turn, but I felt bad for the guy until he started typing in the chat box.
mpjhockey27: unbelievable
mpjhockey27: what a dueshe
GOODTYMS3: YOU HAD TO CALL THAT
kkith: lol
[I win another pot, stealing the blinds]
MissingDonut: it's funny because he can't spell douche
GOODTYMS3: VERY NICE CALL
kkith: what is a dueshe?
MissingDonut: something to do with clog dancing
kkith: lol
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