[Xibalba]

God works in mysterious ways. Perhaps he felt guilty of Asia's current conditions, what with tsunamis, poverty and like an entire century of horrible regimes, and now Jerry Yang's money will start an avalanche creating a much greater Asia.

I'm not sure I would want a fundamentalist only event. If there could be a religious-only event, and like there could be pray-offs similar to Watkinson's nutcase of a fiancé and Yang's choir of Hallelujas, but with, I don't know, voodoo priests vs. esoteric hitlerists... that'd be quality TV.