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My wife to me a minute ago:

"Do you want me to polish your knob while I'm upstairs?"


Our dog chewed on the knobs of our nightstands and she was staining them to hide the damage. It took her a moment to process what she said.

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the correct response was to immediately pull down your pants and say "get to work"

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I suggested there had been an offer and an acceptance. She gave me 'the look' that said she was busy and the Red Sox were on.

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That blows.