[Pasterbator]

lol really.

FullTiltPoker Game #3844649457: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:00:16 ET - 2007/10/13
Seat 1: Onigumu ($497.20)
Seat 3: Pasterbator ($1,525)
Seat 5: urbandb888 ($1,600)
Seat 6: charlichips ($1,201.60)
Pasterbator posts the small blind of $4
urbandb888 posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [Kh Ah]
charlichips calls $8
Onigumu raises to $16
Pasterbator raises to $75
urbandb888 folds
urbandb888 adds $8
charlichips calls $67
Onigumu calls $59
*** FLOP *** [4c 2h As]
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator bets $120
charlichips calls $120
Onigumu folds
*** TURN *** [4c 2h As] [3c]
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator checks
charlichips bets $320
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator raises to $1,330, and is all in
charlichips calls $686.60, and is all in
Pasterbator shows [Kh Ah]
charlichips shows [6d 5d]
Uncalled bet of $323.40 returned to Pasterbator
*** RIVER *** [4c 2h As 3c] [7d]
Pasterbator shows a pair of Aces
charlichips shows a straight, Seven high
charlichips wins the pot ($2,484.20) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,486.20 | Rake $2
Board: [4c 2h As 3c 7d]
Seat 1: Onigumu (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Pasterbator (small blind) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: urbandb888 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: charlichips showed [6d 5d] and won ($2,484.20) with a straight, Seven high