[Kneel B4 Zod]

the "Map" treatment is another good one to give to tailgaters, but it requires 1) a shotgun passenger 2) a large map and 3) a single lane road.

have your buddy take out the map, and unfold it to its largest size. make sure the tailgater can see it clearly (hold it up high, by the rearview mirror). now, both of you should begin pointing all over the map in a confused manner, and you as the driver should begin swerving and making sure the guy can't pass you. this will really piss the tailgator off.

also, this thread is reminding me how big of [censored] Northeast drivers are compared to everyone else.