Ask me about my boss having phone sex right now
Yeah, he's on the phone with his girlfriend and his office door is shut but I can still hear him. Highlights:
"I love it when you rub from your ass to your [censored]"
"I want to [censored] you in the fountain in that park"
"When I get home you better be wearing that apron"
Seriously this is [censored] up. I only work 4 hours per week, why did he have to pick now to do this? I'm scared to go in his office now since my shoes will probably stick to the floor.
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