Re: The well?
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What's it like to be 20? Do your knees work perfectly? Is urinating ever difficult? How about bowel movements?
Ah, I bet those morning hard-ons are a PITA. I remember the days of trying to go while, as Dice once said, "Joey's admiring the chandelier!"
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Penis related problems used to afflict me, since I didn't discover the wonders of self-service until my nineteenth birthday. Absurd but true. This led to frequent "LOL I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS" situations. Not-so-ironically, it was a poker playing friend (and 2+2 member LDO) who suggested I take it up.
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So someone actually had to tell you to masturbate? How is that possible? I find this amazing and frightening.
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Indeed. Of course it came rather naturally, my friend just suggested I take it up. Until then, I had convinced myself I was somehow too ADHD to sustain interest to completion, some BS. I know, unreal.
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