Re: Phil Ivey - what was going on in Amsterdam
Of course, the real problem with The Netherlands is the Dutch themselves. Why is it that they all insist on dressing like Rod Stewart, circa 1972? Presumably because its because they buy them from the Dutch chain of mens shops called Sissy Boy?
John Dowie had it right:
I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude.
I hate the stinking foreigners
I hate their stinking food
I don't like French or Germans
I don't care for Belgians much
But worst of all worst of all
I hate the Dutch
The Dutch, the Dutch
I hate them worse than dogs.
They live in windmills
And mince around in clogs.
They don't have any manners
They don't say 'thanks' or 'please'
All they eat is tulips
And stinking gouda cheese...
I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe
I love to strike the foreign type
And box their poxied ears
But there's one woggy dago
I cannot bear to touch
The slimy crawling
Stench appalling
Snotty grotty Dutch
The Dutch are mad
Their fingers stuck in dikes
They use the wrong side of the road
And ride around on bikes
They don't have any manners,
Don't have any brains.
There's only one race worse than them
And that's... THE DANES!
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