[Sober]

I can't win. After working my way up from the $6.50s through the 27s, I can't beat the $6.50s. I'm sure I'm "beating" them, but I can't win. With my roll under $100, I'm quitting and shipping it to Sammykid, as piss-poor payment for teaching me everything I know about poker.

Maybe one day after I've got a comfortable living going, I'll redeposit. I don't know. I just can't deal with playing a game where it absolutely doesn't matter how good you are, you can lose in one game, you can lose over 1000 games.

Thanks to everyone on this board who has helped me become a good poker player, whatever that's worth. Run well.