[dStrangefate]

Schoenberg's an annoying dick, but he's uniquely annoying--with his whiny, angry, too-smart-for-the-room schtick-- which I guess is why ESPN likes him.

As for who might make me tilt, I think Phil Laak fingering my chips, grabbing onto my arm, and in general invading my personal space with his goofball antics would make me lose my cool. Humberto yelling "CHHHARKK!" in my face could also have a similar effect.

In general though, anyone who throws a celebration after winning a coin flip or sucking out invites a pissy attitude in return. To me, screaming for cards, and then shouting at the top of your lungs while applauding yourself as you run to the rail to high five your friends, is bad enough. But it's when, after doing all that classless [censored], you come back and want to shake my hand...

Well, f*** you tool.