[HOWMANY]

So I had a room at Commerce until today but got so frustrated last night that I left at like 4 am. I can't remember the last time I told someone a bad beat story in real life but this one was so putrid that I actually stayed awake so I could tell it to Mike L. I think the way I described it before telling him the hand was "I wanted to take out my car keys and cut his [censored] head off". Equity wise it's not even that awful but the way the hand played out is just so absurd.

So 60 full game. Button raises, sb 3bets, I cap 99 in bb. SB is Sam the laggy guy so 43s is a standard 3bet for him here and capping is the right play over 900% of the time. Button/sb call.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Sam bets, I raise, button folds, 3, 4, 5, I 6 and he calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
He c/c

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
He bets, I raise, he 3bets, I muck. He shows me A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I also saw someone call with 8 high the same night as the above hand.