[Oski]

Start off with:

"Hey! I have a real important question. Do you floss first and then use mouthwash, or do it the other way around."

Smoothly work your way to, "My friend and I have been having this real important debate: If his girlfriend makes out with another girl, is that cheating?"

Then, for the grand finale:

"Hey! Did you see that fight outside? There were these guys totally fighting outside."

Then take off.