Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?
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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.
Step 1: The setup
She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.
Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.
Step 2: The meeting
You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:
Step 3: T-minus zero
Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"
If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.
Step 4: Close the deal
Grab her boobies.
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This is [censored] brilliant and honestly made the thread.
Oh, and if you can do it playfully, this is the best answer so far:
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Tell her there is no need to apologize... at least she didn't charge you $400/hour to offer her bs opinion on a topic she knows nothing about like she does to her clients.
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