[tuq]

Phillies fans,

Your team is so money and you don't even know it. You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and fangs, man. The Rockies are just like this little bunny who's just kinda cowering in the corner. You got these claws and you're staring at these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself, with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to win this series?" You know what I mean? And the bunny's scared of you. You're thinking to yourself, "I don't know what to do, man. I don't know how to win this series." With this, you don't know how to win this series!

I want you to go over to Denver and I want you to win those games. Look it, when you go up to Denver I don't want you to be the team in the PG movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the team in the rated R movie, you know? The team you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where they're coming from, okay? You're a bad team. You're a bad team. You're a bad team. Bad team.