[Doc T River]

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I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Assuming it's serious...has your kid asked you for a $1,000 bankroll? Is this something he wants, or you want? Does he like to play HU SNGs?

And finally, am I the only one who notes the irony:
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He gets $1,000 bankroll from me no strings attached.

Please critique my conditions.


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(Hint: "conditions" is a synonym for "strings")

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What he means is there are conditions to get the money, but no conditions once the kid gets the money. Understand?