[luegofuego]

Hello Little Darlings,

My ISP really does hate me. They shut me off real good. They destroyed my cable modem, they insulted me on customer support, they spilled ketchup on my finest shirt, they laughed at my poems and they told CTS to never let me borrow his diamond encrusted rolex, ever ever.

It was a striking blow, I kid you not. But I am still standing, I am still here. I still have my dignity. I haven't had this much sex in my life ever. I have never read this many novels from the 19th century ever. I have never owned this many sport jackets ever. And my new cable modem, along with a large shipment of neural stimulants, is arriving this friday. I will be back to roll my eyes at the "QQ preflop" questions and I will be back to randomly ban people from #MSNL but I will also be back with a kindness and wisdom that is by now almost a trademark of the luegofuego concern. I love you, children. I love you with all my heart.