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1.) Don't play crappy hands like these.
2.) If you are going to play crappy hands like these, well then I guess you kinda have to go broke when you hit your 2-pair.

Edit:
3.) The right way to play them is fast when you do hit bottom 2. So you got that part right. Seriously, though, just fold this crap preflop. You are on the ass-end of everything.