Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
I'm imagining you as you see her walk in. You instinctively seek a defensive posture for your nose, but alas smell is omnidirectional. As she walks toward the bar you cling to a glint of hope, that maybe this time she has showered. Then as she hits the bar her odour hits your face and it is all you can do to continue looking in her direction. This all goes completely against natural selection, which taught your ancestors that creatures that smell like death -- be they dead or alive -- are best avoided regardless of how they rate on OOT scale.
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