Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.
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I'm pretty sure I know where things went wrong and what you should have said
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Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: There's a lot of sexual tension between us
Her: I can't believe you just said that
Me: Is it true?
Her: [b]Yes.
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Oral sex ensues after she places your [censored] between the sandwich.
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