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Old 09-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: *OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

^^^^^
Something similar:

Last weekend, this girl who's a good friend (and recently turned [censored]-buddy) met me and my friends out at the bar. We were both trashed and obv made our way back to my place. I get undressed first, and the minute my head hits the pillow, I just wanna sleep. She gets in and says "(solids), [censored] me."

"Nah, I'm drunk and tired."

"(solids), I said [censored] me."

"I'll [censored] you in the morning."

She then gets frustrated and pulls down my boxers and gives me head. Me: "Alright fine. Let's go." As I'm reaching for the condoms in the nightstand, she tries to get on top raw dog style. "Whooaaaa. No you don't."

She rides me for a minute or two, and I pass out. Never happened before. I woke up at 6am, look over to see her naked and sprawled out on the bed, and I still have the condom on. I'm not sure whether or not she kept going after I got knocked out. Maybe I got raped? Either way, we've been joking about it all week.
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