[The Lipo Fund]

I get silverstar and my world is turned upside down, its not worth it for the 50% extra fpp I get
I will give you fpp if you just let me run close to normal again
I'm so far below expectation I could buy a Porsche in Sklansky bux
So just hit that boomswitch button for me, I'll play more and give you a lot more in rake, you have me down to 4 tabling where I was 8-9 tabling. Doomswitching me is costing you close to $6 an hour, which is a drop in the bucket for you, but w/e
I know what 2p2 is, so don't tell me to go there to read about variance, swongs are one thang as lilholdem once said, but this is getting ridiculous
So help me out before I have to order a stress ball and name a star "myassholeissorefromtakingbadbeats"


Thanks in advance