[kazana]

Not very bizarre, but I chuckle to this day when I think back:

I'm 4 years old and sitting on the arm rest in the back seat of the mercedes of my uncle (no seatbelt obv) while he's looking for a parking spot at the mall. Someone pulls out in front of him, he hits the brakes, and I go flying to knock a gash into my forehead.
That all would've been pretty standard hadn't I worn my full superman outfit that day.