[cgrohman]

I think you need to c/r the flop instead of donk it.

As played, I would have just jammed the flop like noone has ever seen before, pushing chips in with my nose and such.

As played, I would have check raises the turn given that i ddint jam the flop, but you got the same result.

The rest is fine. I don't see how his pre-flop action/description means he has a hand that is beating you on this board, but his betting sure makes it seem like it.