[Sephus]

this one's not as "bizarre," but when i was 12 my dad brought some liquid nitrogen from work for us to play with at church (he may be the only person in the world who has ever done that). he'd pour it out on the floor a bit at a time. i wanted to save a little bit for later, so i scooped it into a 20 oz pop bottle and screwed on the cap. i was holding it in both hands next to my stomach when it went off. it was loud as [censored] and scared the hell out of me. i was picking pieces of plastic out of my hands for like 15 minutes. still have all my fingers.

also, you can add me to the list of people who carry around a pencil lead. mine's in my knee. seems really common.