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When I was in grade school I went to a daytime computer camp at Framingham State College. A pencil rolled off my desk and I snapped my legs together to catch it in my lap, except I was too slow so I just drove the pencil about 2" into my inner thigh.

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I dropped a pencil in the third grade while taking the CATs. I instinctively tried to grab it, it hit the chair eraser side down, and I ended up slamming the "webbing" between my thumb and pointer finger into the tip. The pencil stuck in and I yelled and ran to the nurse. You can still clearly see the color of the graphite under my skin.

I shot myself in the face with my potato gun, luckily the potato missed and I just got pressurized air; resulted in a black eye.