[pokergrader]

I had just made bacon and was about to pour the grease down the sink when my roommate told me that way bad for the pipes. Being the smart person I am, I decided to pour the sizzling hot grease into a disposable plastic bowl.

The grease ate through the bowl like it was wet toilet paper and just falls all over my leg. Needless to say it sizzled my leg for a good 10 seconds before I was able to start cooling it down with water. Burned the [censored] out of my leg and I still have discoloration on my calf from where it ended up. I couldn't walk normally or wear pants for a long time because it hurt my skin so much.

Luckily for me I had just gotten my first aid training and knew how to properly handle burns, otherwise I'm sure it would have been worse.